who would name their kid zoey 101
I have the most amazing job.
Most amazing family.Most amazing friends.
Most incredible boyfriend i could ever ask for.
so why am i not happy…?
And the state of my life is just like:
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
the elbow one fucked me up